Once I finally get around to making this blog it will be the best comedy tech blog EVER!

Having said that...

I will start sometime in the future.


I'm searching for a purpose for this website. All my other blogs and/or websites have just stopped and fell directly to the ground. And I don't like being on the ground.

Let me tell you something though. I cross streets a lot. I am a big-time street crosser. Sometimes I dance. Sometimes I skip. Usually I just walk across the street. Professional at all times, I do waltz into the incoming tide of traffic with deranged and old ladies at the wheel. I feel as though I've crossed the street so many times that I've become the master, so much of a master that I now get a little angered when the driver gives me that little, cocky wave with a flick of his or her wrist. "huh? what? you want me to go?" What speed do I go? I always feel I can go with what ever speed I please at this point, because I was going to let the car go. I actually want to car to go. To avoid awkward situations is my main goal in life. So, I'd rather the car just move. Just go! Then when the dust has settled and the car has passed I can go at my own comfort...which is another goal in my life.